Verbal Tip

So a verbal tip is one you are waiting a table and the people or persons you are waiting on gush on how wonderful their experience was and how great the food was, laughs at all your jokes yadda yadda yadda THEN you see your tip and its FUCKING CRAP!!!! like $5 on a $50 check. To be honest I would have been happier if you dry and miserable and left me a 30% tip. Money talk....bullshit runs a marathon. I hope all the mother fuckers I have had to misfortune of waiting on in the past that left me shitty ass 4 and 5% tips are reading this and just now realizing what a piece of humongous piece of smelly runny shit you are. I do this for a living cause it makes me money and once in a while I have to privelegde of waiting on someone that is friendly and can appreciate that I am a human being trying to perform a service for YOU! Anyway I am going to be so I can wake up and do it all over again. But in case anyone reading this and wants a little secrey Marion Barry is a SHITTY tipper and as rude as shit. Like a wannabe DIVA with no money.
Thats it i'm gone